candygarnet:

shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love

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sabotagedselfie:

ambxrheard:

this scene alone should be enough for queer eye to win another emmy

You know?

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*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

dulect:

me: Nice

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thegirlwiththemooglehat:

deacydarling:

rogerinas-weave:

allthe-queens-men:

fourhystericalqueens:

one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event 

is brian going to a lisa frank convention? 

john: Fun Substitute Teacher ™

freddie: just auditioned for “the outsiders”

brian: ????

roger: hugh hefner cosplay

i didn’t know mr bean was a member of queen

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acciowine:

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

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jedijenkins:

bluethisisforyou:

the99noice:

i-will-follow-the-sun:

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

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itstenafterfour:

brooklyn99fanatic:

timgayterson:

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

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rosalindfranklinsnotes:

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

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beyonslayed:

Me to God on Judgement Day explaining why I deserve to go to heaven even though I joked all the time about my gay ass going to hell

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